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"Deep Thoughts" on the Trump Presidency (apologies to Jack Handy)

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The trump presidency has inspired many deep thoughts…..

“Trump says that he doesn’t exercise because he doesn’t want to deplete his body’s finite store of energy”

He must also believe this applies to intelligence and is doing all he can to not deplete his finite store

Trump claims he is Israel’s best friend, but went behind Israel’s back and gave it’s secrets to a rival, leading me to believe that Trump thinks 8th grade girls make the best friends. 

People are claiming Trump must have Alzheimer’s disease, but to be fair, even a healthy young mind would have trouble keeping all those lies straight.

Trump spent Mother’s day by himself, golfing- which is the best gift he could give to the mother of a couple of his children 

Trump has gone from the host of “apprentice” to a special guest star on “Intervention” 

Unlike Hillary, who Trump criticized for unsecured Emails, Trump is saving time by taking the email’s out of the loop and just blurting out secrets at state meetings.


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